Saturday, October 11, 2008

Fear (That old show on MTV)

There used to be a show on MTV called Fear in which a bunch of college kids were thrown into scary locations and asked to do a bunch of tasks... at night. My friend and I talked about the show and we realized this was what the entire show was:

Person X gets thrown into "the Hole" for an hour and they're sitting in the dark with the camera trained on them and they were all like, "Oh my god.... *crying* uuuuuuuh.... *scream, cry*." Then they came back to the chapel crying and then they sent some other douche bag (Person Y) into a jail cell to write with the ghosts and then he locked himself in and started screaming and crying and saying, "Why did you lock the door!??!?!!?" When Person Y came back, Person Z was sent on some other stupid task and they were running around like a moron flailing their arms around because they're being chased by a ghost and then they fall down a flight of stairs and at the same time all of this is happening they're screaming and crying and yelling, "OH MY GOD! *scream, cry* STOP! *scream, cry* Leave me alone! *cry, scream* Leave Brittney alone!!!!! *scream, cry, fall down the stairs* WHY DID YOU PUSH ME DOWN THE STAIRS!!!!!!????? *cry, scream*" Then meanwhile back at the chapel Person X and Person Y are sitting there going "Where's Stacy?" and Person Y replies "I 'unno *shrug*." MEANWHILE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS!!!!! Stacy is screaming and crying in her little valley girl pile on the floor. Then she's going "like o-m-g *cry, scream* this like totally sucks *scream, cry* Like o-m-g I'm gonna text Jennifer about this *cry, scream, text, repeat*." Then eventually once Person Z finally got up and realized how much BS the show was she returned to the chapel and they got their prize money of $100,000.
MTV - making people look like idiots!

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