Anti-Compaq

I have become seriously anti-Compaq because my laptop is crap and I have to deal with all of its problems. My laptop is two years old and my graphics card and mouse are slowly dying. When I first got my computer my mouse would randomly double click (my friend had the same problem), it would have a spaz attack with clicks, that slowly went away, and now the mouse just won't move on occasion and I have to give my little rectangular mouse pad "pimp hand" to make it work (I have to hit it hard!). My graphics card used to let me play Anarchy Online and System Shock 2, now it's as if my graphics card snuck out of my computer and left a piece of paper that says "I is teh graphiks card" so my computer won't let me play those games, even sadder it won't let me play Command & Conquer Red Alert.
I was trying to use one of my USB ports on my laptop and the port... WAS DEAD!!!! Nothing was recognized at all, so I used the other port and it worked just fine. I have also lost a bolt in the bottom of my laptop. WTF.
My friend has a Compaq laptop as well and he has had the same problems. Oh and by the way, who the hell designed integrated graphics cards? What a dumb idea.